We all know someone who needs to GROW a PAIR! 

The problem is, most of us are afraid to say it.  It's not “politically correct.”

It's also frowned upon by most HR departments. 


But don’t make it a negative, use it as motivation.  So many people are unhappy.  Let’s face it, it is nearly impossible to maintain happiness at home, at work and keep a smile on your face all at the same time.  Do what makes YOU happy and the rest will fall into place or you’ll get divorced, kids will hate you and you will be broke! 


Vintage GROW a PAIR custom silkscreen T-shirt


Vintage Grow a Pair  Front Logo- Next Level premium fitted short-sleeve crew-100% combed ring-spun cotton fine jersey, fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage, 32 shingles for extreme softness. 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar. Very soft and light.


Wear this shirt and see everyone smile when they figure it out.  Bring an extra shirt with you because believe it or not, there will be some people that will ask you what the shirt means.  It will make you feel compelled to take your shirt off and give it to them.  Poor things!!!    


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Mens Tee Shirt


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Life is Unfair Custom T Shirt


These are our best sellers!


Gildan Ultra Cotton-Taped neck and shoulders.  Seamless double needle 7/8 collar.  Double needle sleeve and bottom hems.  Quarter turned to eliminate center crease.


"Life is Unfair" is on the front left breast and the GROW a PAIR logo is on the back.  


Available in  neon green, light gray, black, daisy and tangerine.



Wear this shirt and see everyone smile and agree that "Life is Unfair".  

You will get complements all the time!  

It's the only way to say what you want and still be able to eat in a restaurant!!!     

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Grow a Pair Life is Unfair cotton t-shirt


  • Ships within 1-3 days

Grow a Pair Embroidered Tee Shirts


 Embroidered Ultra Cotton Embroidered T-Shirt


Gildan preshrunk Jersey knit-tapered neck and shoulders, seamless double needle 7/8 collar with double needle sleeves and bottom hem, quarter turned to eliminate center crease.


GROW a PAIR logo on left breast.

These are so comfortable and great

for your girlfriend and/or wife to sleep in!


Available in seven (7) colors. Lime Green, Sky Blue, Storm Gray, Sandy Beige, Fluffy Cloud White, Canary and Neon Yellow 

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Grow a Pair cotton embroidered tshirt


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  • Ships within 1-3 days

Dri fit outdoor fishing or cycling T-Shirt


These are so cool...literally!!!




100% MicroFiber performance polyester.  Paragon style 2000.

Screen-Tek moisture management and anti-microbial finish.

Wicks moisture away from your skin in addition to providing odor control.

Self fabric round neck, raglan shoulder insert, hem sleeve and bottom.

Two needle stitching on neck, insert, sleeve and bottom hem.


Available in magic marker yellow, orange, neon green, aqua and white.  

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Grow a Pair Dry Fit Mens' Work out T-shirt


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  • Ships within 1-3 days


Grow a Pair would like to say "thank you" to all of our military who risk and dedicate their lives to protect our great country.  We take our freedoms for granted and don't realize the sacrifice made by our fellow Americans who have served and continue to serve so that we all can enjoy our lives.  You are courageous, brave and definitely know what it means to GROW A PAIR.  Thank you.

Grow a Pair Navy Military Appreciation Dri Fit Sun Protection Shirts

These are so awesome!!!  


Paragon Adult Long Sleeve Performance Reglan, 3.5 oz. 100% microfiber performance polyester with Paragon Plus moisture management, anti-microbial finish, 50+ UPF protection, detailed stitching and tear away label.


Check out the details of the American flag in the sky, the dog tags, sailor hat and of course the coconuts! 


They are soft, comfortable and do not ride up on you.  Perfect sun protection for any outdoor activity.

Available in sunrise yellow, ocean blue and seafoam green.

Sizes are Large, XLarge and XXLarge.


For only $10 more, you can get a camo baseball hat and koozie in either orange or pink.  NOTE: if you add this, please specify the color of the hat and koozie with your order.  thanx :)


Grow a Pair Navy Military Appreciation Dri fit Shirt


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  • Ships within 1-3 days

T-Shirt & Hat Combo


Any Baseball hat or Visor and any cotton T-shirt, tank top or Scoop Neck Top for $25.00

(a 20% savings!)


Hat colors:

Pink, Purple, Turquoise, Melon/Creamsicle, Lime, Khaki, White, Stone Blue, Navy Blue and Gray.


T-shirt Styles:  

(click on style below to see choices)


 Vintage T-shirt-Beige, Blue, Banana Creme, Black


Embroidered T-Shirt- Green, Blue, Gray, White, Beige, Neon Yellow and Canary


Life is Unfair T-Shirt -  Black, Neon Yellow, Tangerine, Gray


Tank Top-  Pink, White, Black and Gray


Scoop Neck-  Pink, Banana Creme, Black, White and Gray



Note: Please remember to be specific about the color of the hat or visor and the size, color and style of the T-shirt in the comment section at checkout.

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Grow a Pair Hat and Tshirt Combo


  • Ships within 1-3 days