We all know someone who needs to GROW a PAIR! 

The problem is, most of us are afraid to say it.  It's not “politically correct.”

It's also frowned upon by most HR departments. 


But don’t make it a negative, use it as motivation.  So many people are unhappy.  Let’s face it, it is nearly impossible to maintain happiness at home, at work and keep a smile on your face all at the same time.  Do what makes YOU happy and the rest will fall into place or you’ll get divorced, kids will hate you and you will be broke! 


Vintage GROW a PAIR custom silkscreen T-shirt


Vintage Grow a Pair  Front Logo


Next Level brand premium fitted short-sleeve crew.  100% combed ring-spun cotton fine jersey, fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage, 32 shingles for extreme softness. 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar. Very soft and light.


Great to sleep in!


Wear this shirt and see everyone smile when they figure it out.  Bring an extra shirt with you because believe it or not, there will be some people that will ask you what the shirt means.  It will make you feel compelled to take your shirt off and give it to them.  Poor things!!!    


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Mens Tee Shirt


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T-Shirt & Hat Combo


Any Baseball hat or Visor and any cotton T-shirt, tank top or Scoop Neck Top for $25.00

(a 20% savings!)


Hat colors:

Pink, Purple, Turquoise, Melon/Creamsicle, Lime, Khaki, White, Stone Blue, Navy Blue and Gray.


T-shirt Styles:  

(click on style below to see choices)


 Vintage T-shirt-Beige, Blue, Banana Creme, Black


Embroidered T-Shirt- Green, Blue, Gray, White, Beige, Neon Yellow and Canary


Life is Unfair T-Shirt -  Black, Neon Yellow, Tangerine, Gray


Tank Top-  Pink, White, Black and Gray


Scoop Neck-  Pink, Banana Creme, Black, White and Gray



Note: Please remember to be specific about the color of the hat or visor and the size, color and style of the T-shirt in the comment section at checkout.

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Grow a Pair Hat and Tshirt Combo


  • Ships within 1-3 days